Friday, June 13, 2008

Medieval Times




I just saw one today for the first time in 20 years.

And it was glorious.

My idea is to visit, dressed from head to toe in aluminum foil.

Then, after the climax of the jousting tournament, I would ride in on a Segway, giant turkey drumstick in hand, and challenge the winner to a duel with their future self.

You know, just to stir some shit up.

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