A damsel's in distress and a knight in shining armor comes in to save her. This is the thing that Love is made of. And not really possible with what dating sites offer you. Let's meet up and have drinks. Okay, cool, let's take it slow and see if we like each other over time.
*This* site offers Indiana Jones-styled adventures! This is the goddamned Medieval Times of dating sites! A girl is kidnapped and you, as her chosen internet match-made-in-heaven get to come in with your fedora and whip and punch some bad guys. 'What was your first date?' Oh, just knocking some motherfuckers out tryna save this distressed bitch.
FUCK.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
LOLcomps.
I am going to make a website with really bad advertising sketches/comps. You have to have really bad ideas before you have mediocre ones. If you have some, please send them to me!
hunkyard.dog@gmail.com
hunkyard.dog@gmail.com
Monday, August 23, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
ice cream sandwich shop
let's make the ice cream sandwiches the lastest dessert craze. like cupcakes but ice cream sammies. then over time the next latest craze can be mini ice cream sammies. how adorable!
Monday, August 16, 2010
Marvel Comics-themed hardware section.
Why of course I'll help you build a birdhouse. Let me just grab the HAMMER OF THOR.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
a useful schedule clock
a wall clock that is made with dry erase marker stuff and has no numbers on it. instead of numbers there would be little lines by every hour. this way each day you could fill in your schedule for each hour. obviously at noon you'd need to fill in the rest of the day. i think ideally i probably wouldn't use it that much but I'd hang it up and have things to do from 2 weeks ago, but gosh darn i'd love the idea of it.
Monday, August 2, 2010
More Curly Foods
Curly fries are delicious. More delicious than regular fries. By that logic more foods should come in 'curly' form also. This will bring more deliciousness to the world.
The end.
The end.
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