CMT reality dating show.

Sunday Cookin'. Where potential suitors meet their potential lassies for the first time ever along with her entire extended family as they prepare Sunday dinner together.

Neverending booty pop.

Website that shows a big booty girl shaking her butt at you for 24 hours out of every day of the week.

Psychic sex hotline.

Two-for-one!
Yes! Yes! Yes, your friends are out to get you!
You're going deeper... into debt!
Oh my god, that's such a big check you'll be receiving in the mail!

The Copywriter's Compendium.

In the spirit of the below posts! A website where copywriters can go to find the right words for things, containing definitions, thesaurus words, cultural contexts, idioms, and past examples of other headlines and such. Make my life easier!

Towels that say 'butt/face.'

Towels that say 'butt' on one side and 'face' on the other, so if you ever use a towel twice, you know which side you should be dealing with. This is a serious issue.

Reverse Google auto-fill.

Auto-fill or whatever-it's-called shows the most common words *after* a word you've typed. But what are the most common words *before* a word I've typed???

Old book smell perfume.

For the people who like the smell of parchment, but want to try out the digital age! Feel free to lose your attachment to physical objects with the sweet smell of freedom! The blogs!

Trade books for your digital copy.

For, like, an African library! Charity! Bring in your old, stodgy, physical book and trade it for an easily-available digital copy! This is ingenious! Build libraries in Africa, while getting consumers to try out digital new-fangles! The blogs! They'll blog about it!

Selling seats at a digital concert.

Have they done this before? A unique code letting you log in! On a Doritos bag!! Money!! The future!!!

Pop-up movies.

Same principle as pop-up music videos. Facts and trivia and tidbits during movies, without the director or sfx coordinator or whoever-the-fuck speaking over shit. Hoorah.

Mix-vinyls.

A service that takes mp3s you've bought and records them to a vinyl record. Kids these days!

Blog:

People you're not sure are attractive. A blog full of people who *might* be attractive (but you can't really tell).

Books and cereal boxes.

Publish pages from new books on the back of cereal boxes. Captive audience!

Am I crazy???

An internet service or television show that either confirms or denies your worst fears. Do I look good in this? Should I get a haircut?

From the producers of 'The Marriage Ref'!

Pantone candles.

I want to *smell" 18-4039.

Push-up pops for dip.

Dip containers are stupid, because you can't reach the bottom. They should make push-up bottoms, like deodorant, so that it comes to you. Carry on.

CatRoulette.

Get connected to random cats.

Revolutionary cigarette idea!

WHY DON'T THEY PUT A MATCHSTICK HEAD ON THE END OF CIGARETTES SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWIPE YOUR CIGARETTE ACROSS YOUR PACKAGING TO LIGHT IT. NO MORE MATCHSTICKS! THINK OF THE TREES WE'LL SAVE.

Partners.

In artistic endeavors, it's difficult to stay motivated without someone beside you or behind you demanding that you go through with a thing. I'd like to create a site where you can find people in your area who can keep you motivated, under the honor-code condition of you keeping them motivated in their own endeavors. If they want to paint, you keep calling them asking when they're gonna have it finished. They, in turn, make sure you're writin' that script, dog. It can go further. You get the idea.

Vusak.

I'm ever growing into the idea of ambient video replacing ambient music. So again, a prediction slash idea: an ambient video service that plays random video clips to project on walls or to play on screens or whatever. I'm sure we've seen this in some regards, but this would be more the service/company that creates it and perpetuates it.