Danzig keyboard.

I want to make one of those internet sound-machine keyboards that focuses entirely on Danzig singing 'whoa.'

New-fangled phone booths.

I think there's room for a modern-day phonebooth, if even the room is only a sound-proof chamber where you can conduct calls in private, likesay an airport terminal.

I saw it on The Onion.

The Onion should parody those CNN shirts with 'I saw it on The Onion' shirts.

Live-recording on YouTube.

YouTube should join with those streaming stickam-type sites so that people can do live broadcasts which are recorded as they stream. That way, you can go backwards 'n forwards and have it stay permanent in the end. Thanks for listening.

Pringles Pez dispenser.

I want to turn a Pringles into a Pez dispenser-like contraption. I've become obsessive compulsive about washing my hands and, as so, I don't want them getting dirty.

Eat your feelings.

A restaurant that serves dishes based on emotions. 'Sadness' is sweets, 'Anger' you have to cut through or chew a lot. You get the idea.

Shotgun umbrella.

An umbrella shaped like a shotgun. Pull the trigger to activate umbrella.

moonscreen

like sunscreen but this protects you from the harmful rays of the moon. comes in either MPF 15 or MPF 45.

A QVC for Etsy.

I feel like they, more than anyone, could have done the whole Honeyshed thing right. Cute animations around cute fucking dolls could've provided content to sell these people's shits.

A haiku version of Twitter.

Can only post 5-7-5.

macbooks and other laptop computers

they should have power inputs on both sides of the computer instead of just one. actually, the whole computer should be a giant magnetic power source so i can put my power cord anywhere on the computer and it charges.

Restaurants with mirrors.

I love restaurants with mirrors beside the table. I don't know how this would work, exactly, but I don't doubt how possible it is -- I'd like it the mirror were angled or convex or somesuch so that the person sitting across from you's reflection would seem to be sitting beside you as well. Anyway, I thought this was awesome, see you later!

Watching women.

When they sell shoes that aren't that comfortable to wear while walking, they should sell the shoes in doubles -- the fancy shoe, and a more comfortable, flats version of the same shoe, so that women can switch out.

Just lookin' out for y'all.

everything cream cheese

for everything bagels.