Another randomizer

A program that shuffles and combines 1. an iTunes song and 2. a video (YouTube, Vimeo, youu knoow). Like Daft Punk and a dancing cat. It works!

Earring tracking device

Kind of like a lost child locator, except for ear bling--because nothing is worse than an elusive earring (so I've been told).

3-D t shirts

When someone asks: "Hey, what's on your shirt?" you can hand them a pair of 3-D glasses, they look at your shirt, and say "Whooaah, cool."

Wireless picture transfer

Geez, it's annoying to have to plug in your camera every time you want to upload pictures. Why can't one do it via Bluetooth or something? If this already exists, at least I was able to vent about it. Aaaah, yesss...much better.

The CD Slinger (TM)

A distant cousin of the this. A device that automatically loads your CD collection (if you have one) into your computer, and ejects it when it's done importing. The result: an all-digital music library, without lifting a finger.

Barber patrol

A website, a la Angie's List, that specifically reviews barber shops in certain cities. Users could submit before/after photos, written reviews, and ratings on a scale from "Billy Bob" to "Cher."

Aerobics, performed by pirates

No logical basis for this to exist. I just keep thinking about it, and wishing that it did.

A "See 'n' Say"

For obscure/exotic animals, like the okapi, or narwhal.

A button

in your car that bookmarks songs you hear on satellite (or perhaps old school) radio so you can download them later.

Thesaurasaurus

A program that translates text from everyday language to dialects of the past. You could use it to email a friend in Shakespearean English. Or film noire. And of course, cave man.