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Revolutionary cigarette idea!

WHY DON'T THEY PUT A MATCHSTICK HEAD ON THE END OF CIGARETTES SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWIPE YOUR CIGARETTE ACROSS YOUR PACKAGING TO LIGHT IT. NO MORE MATCHSTICKS! THINK OF THE TREES WE'LL SAVE.

Partners.

In artistic endeavors, it's difficult to stay motivated without someone beside you or behind you demanding that you go through with a thing. I'd like to create a site where you can find people in your area who can keep you motivated, under the honor-code condition of you keeping them motivated in their own endeavors. If they want to paint, you keep calling them asking when they're gonna have it finished. They, in turn, make sure you're writin' that script, dog. It can go further. You get the idea.

Vusak.

I'm ever growing into the idea of ambient video replacing ambient music. So again, a prediction slash idea: an ambient video service that plays random video clips to project on walls or to play on screens or whatever. I'm sure we've seen this in some regards, but this would be more the service/company that creates it and perpetuates it.

deodorant idea

Black deodorant for men who wear a lot of black shirts. That way they won't have to throw away their shirts when they get that white crap in their armpits. That crap will be black and hidden.

The professional wrestler's kama sutra.

An illustrated guide to how popular professional wrestling moves can be applied to penis and vagina. Figure Four. Liontamer. Sharpshooter.

Google Earth Ants.

I'd like to create a small version of Google Earth that takes pictures from the viewpoint of ants. So everything's really big and low to the ground, basically.

Jello shots nightclub bakery.

I want to make a night-time bakery-thing that specializes in jello shots. They can be special and awesome and it's a nice way to start the evening, really. They can have nuts and sprinkles and Lucky Charms and all those things those yogurt shops have and fuck you, cupcake factories, we is taking over.

Addendum!
I found this site that makes crazy things out of jello shots. We will partner! http://myjelloamericans.blogspot.com/

Cheap Halloween costume idea for women.

Dress as the 50-foot tall woman by carrying Hot Wheelz in your hands and wearing a necklace of Barbies around your neck and and and just buy really small versions of things and put them on your persons.

Ring design concept.

One ring contains a small screw sticking out of its top. The other ring contains a matching nut that the first ring can be screwed into. When a couple walks down the street, they can join the screw and nut together, so that their hands are always together, even when they're not holding hands.

Thedailywh.at.

I want to make a site that re-presents posts from thedailywh.at (or similar site) exactly two years after their original presentation. This represents the circular nature of the internet and how everything that you've already seen is new to someone. Also, it shares a parallel artistic statement with NBC's 1999 television reruns campaign - 'It's new to you!'

Palm typography.

Letters, numbers, and symbols made from the patterns in your hand.

Music videos.

This is both an idea and a prediction of sorts based on my own desires and predilections. I believe we're in a sort of renaissance of music videos. I rarely listen to music on itunes or other radio programming. Instead, I usually watch videos on a Youtube or Vimeo playlist. Even if I'm not watching the video, I choose to listen to music that way. Unfortunately, there is no 'record player' for music videos. There's no way to really invite that outlet into a party, unless everyone wants to crowd around your computer. My idea/prediction is for a record-player for music videos. My guess is that it would be a projector add-on to a typical stereo system or computer, with the CD/DVD/tape player playing music videos along with the music. This, I think, is a great way for a band like OKGo to finally make money, since videos are their stock-in-trade. People could buy the music video as a single (and I think people can buy music videos on itunes and such, but really the crux of the idea is how to play them), providing them finally with their income. La la la, other details, you get the idea, this sounds better in my head. Not all good ideas are simple!

Open IDEO.

IDEO has these idea competition things now. These are two ideas I submitted for their Jamie Oliver challenge to communicate the need for fresh food and proper meals to children. Not the best ideas I've ever had, and Alex Grinton gets a slash on one of them, but I present them here for posterity:

Getting the students to create the school lunch menu.
http://openideo.com/open/how-might-we-give-children-the-knowledge-to-eat-better/concepting/students-get-to-create-that-day-s-school-lunch-for-the-entire-school./

BBQ-flavored broccoli.
http://openideo.com/open/how-might-we-give-children-the-knowledge-to-eat-better/concepting/bbq-flavored-broccoli.-/