A website that counts to the highest possible number.

See where it's up to today!

An idea for the police.

Hey, police! You should bury subtle siren sounds beneath songs on the radio like in some of those rap songs. That way, you can trick some paranoid bustas that you on they tail when all you doing is playing, dog.

Nerflix.

A service where CGI and AfterEffects experts insert Nerf bullets and Nerf guns over actual bullets and guns. Blood is replaced by green Kool-Aid.

Ben & Jerry's

MLK & Cookies.

Black and white flavors mingling together in my mouth???

Tag line for sex club.

'Don't come early.'

ADVERTISING, MOTHERFUCKERS.

silent slinkys

ones that make no noise when you use them. how magical.

Videochat board games.

When you're chatting with another or two, a little boardgame they can all share in! Yay!

THIS IS REAL LIFE.

Dating sight for single parents.

Playdate.com! Arrange a date with a single mother with a son or daughter of a similar age as yours! Watch as they bond! Or don't watch and fuck. Or something.

Youtube mixer.

Similar to the Youtube Doubler, and perhaps the exact same idea, this should allow you to create mash-ups of your favorite Youtube videos, a la thexx and Biggie/The Grey Album/etc. You put the two videos up and equalizers and mixers allow you to start and stop and bring the volume in and out on both of them, creating a whole new experience! Yay! I also dreamed this idea.

Grammy deaths.

They devote portions of the Oscars, Emmy's, et al to appreciating the lives of the dead folk. The Grammy's should devote a portion to all the bands that break up that year. I dreamed this idea.

deGrasse Junior High.

A teen-oriented drama about the early life of science charmer Neal deGrasse Tyson.

Restaurant organized by calories.

Rather than posting the calorie-count beside the menu item, the entire menu should be ordered in terms of everything that fits under '100 calories' to '150 calories' to '200 calories' and so forth. So you men-folk and women-folk can follow the diet. If it's more than what you can bear, you can ask them to half it, and pre-put the other half in a doggy-bag, so you're not tempted.

Twitter.

If it's a link, your entire post should be a clickable html link rather than wasting the character-count.

reasonably-priced e-ink business cards

Because how sweet would that be!?