Restaurant organized by calories.

Rather than posting the calorie-count beside the menu item, the entire menu should be ordered in terms of everything that fits under '100 calories' to '150 calories' to '200 calories' and so forth. So you men-folk and women-folk can follow the diet. If it's more than what you can bear, you can ask them to half it, and pre-put the other half in a doggy-bag, so you're not tempted.