Tabasco Chapstick

For the adventurous.

for tweeeeter

the ability to "like" a tweet. you know, like fb. then you could look at the 100 most liked tweets of the day and junk like that. yay technology!

a poster (100th post)

a info graphics poster of everything that has happened on lost so far that i can hang near a tv in case i forget things that have happened. i guess it's almost too late for this. so maybe it's just an info graphics poster of everything that happened on lost. this way we can never forget. never forget!

for facebook

an application or some silly thing that allows me to view facebook only in the form of photos. you know, view it in the way the name suggests.

a sandwich shop

that's named avocado's number because i think it's funny alright?! give me a break.

for the bathroom

a toilet that doubles as a scale. this way you can watch yourself lose weight.

An alarm clock

that gently soothes you awake with the smell of a five-alarm fire.

School cafeteria pizza restaurant.

It was the best, you'll agree. The square ones. It was good. Somebody once told me it was welfare pizza. Maybe. Anyway. It would rule and they would be a dollar a slice, and would come with the combo chicken nuggets/mashed potatoes to be turned into a stonehenge on your tray.

Cards that take pictures when you open them.

Like the ones that make sound, you open it and you see the look on your face when you look at this AMAZING CARD.

Co-credit Diana.

Another director's cut.

Or: Movie Remixes. Give another director a chance to look at a movie and make a better version of that movie. For funsies! Would be great if, on DVDs, they would let you re-edit the movie so you take out the parts you don't like or just be fancy, you know.

Fire extinguisher hose built into oven.

Like the water hose built into the sink, a thing that stops fire in close proximity to a place where fires start.

Great scenes in bad movies.

Bad movies aren't all bad, but they're worse when there's hope of something great in it. I want to do, I don't know, an art exhibit? A collectible DVD series? Of great scenes in bad movies. So you don't have to wade through the bad to get a spark of genius.

Resizable, slinky-like tables.

Bear with me. You know those dining tables that you can pull out and make bigger by, like, adding a piece? Same principle, only slinky-ized! The inner table part should be inside of the hollowed-out table so that it's easy to make as big or small as you need it to be. I could draw a picture, but that's work.

A car-key that finds your car.

Like a metal detector. Point it in the direction of your car and it'll tell you if'n you're hot or cold.