Visual Bookmarking for Reference

A way to bookmark websites you'd like to keep for reference but instead of just links they would have thumbnails so you can instantly remember what site it which. The thumbnails would update depending on updates on the websites. You can categorize your thumbnails by subject if you like. For example, you can have a photographers section, an illustration section, etc.

Please tell me this already exists. It would really help me.

Towels that say 'butt/face.'

Towels that say 'butt' on one side and 'face' on the other, so if you ever use a towel twice, you know which side you should be dealing with. This is a serious issue.

Reverse Google auto-fill.

Auto-fill or whatever-it's-called shows the most common words *after* a word you've typed. But what are the most common words *before* a word I've typed???

Happiest Route to Work App

Get to work in the happiest route possible. Perhaps it's the nice people at a coffee store or a security guard outside of a building who says good morning to everyone, there's always a happier way to get to work. This app will give you a google map route from your home to your destination that tells you the happiest route from point a to point b. This app would work more for walking cities but none the less a good way to start the day.

Old book smell perfume.

For the people who like the smell of parchment, but want to try out the digital age! Feel free to lose your attachment to physical objects with the sweet smell of freedom! The blogs!

Trade books for your digital copy.

For, like, an African library! Charity! Bring in your old, stodgy, physical book and trade it for an easily-available digital copy! This is ingenious! Build libraries in Africa, while getting consumers to try out digital new-fangles! The blogs! They'll blog about it!

Selling seats at a digital concert.

Have they done this before? A unique code letting you log in! On a Doritos bag!! Money!! The future!!!

Pop-up movies.

Same principle as pop-up music videos. Facts and trivia and tidbits during movies, without the director or sfx coordinator or whoever-the-fuck speaking over shit. Hoorah.

Mix-vinyls.

A service that takes mp3s you've bought and records them to a vinyl record. Kids these days!

Car Hoarders

Same exact thing as Hoarders the television show but a spin off called Hoarders: Cars. The show would be dedicated to car hoarders. Not people who have a lot of cars but people who fill their car to the brim with junk.

A New Fruity Cereal

called Fruit-a-doodle-do.

A Hotel

A hotel where every room is a replica of a room from an actual movie. So for example, you could stay in the hotel room from Barton Fink or from the room in 1408. This wouldn't be expensive at all.

Blog:

People you're not sure are attractive. A blog full of people who *might* be attractive (but you can't really tell).

tattoos for change

We draw distorted tattoos on obese people and as they diet and lose weight it becomes less distorted. We'll call them "fattoos".