Old book smell perfume.

For the people who like the smell of parchment, but want to try out the digital age! Feel free to lose your attachment to physical objects with the sweet smell of freedom! The blogs!

Trade books for your digital copy.

For, like, an African library! Charity! Bring in your old, stodgy, physical book and trade it for an easily-available digital copy! This is ingenious! Build libraries in Africa, while getting consumers to try out digital new-fangles! The blogs! They'll blog about it!

Selling seats at a digital concert.

Have they done this before? A unique code letting you log in! On a Doritos bag!! Money!! The future!!!

Pop-up movies.

Same principle as pop-up music videos. Facts and trivia and tidbits during movies, without the director or sfx coordinator or whoever-the-fuck speaking over shit. Hoorah.

Mix-vinyls.

A service that takes mp3s you've bought and records them to a vinyl record. Kids these days!

Car Hoarders

Same exact thing as Hoarders the television show but a spin off called Hoarders: Cars. The show would be dedicated to car hoarders. Not people who have a lot of cars but people who fill their car to the brim with junk.

A New Fruity Cereal

called Fruit-a-doodle-do.

A Hotel

A hotel where every room is a replica of a room from an actual movie. So for example, you could stay in the hotel room from Barton Fink or from the room in 1408. This wouldn't be expensive at all.

Blog:

People you're not sure are attractive. A blog full of people who *might* be attractive (but you can't really tell).

tattoos for change

We draw distorted tattoos on obese people and as they diet and lose weight it becomes less distorted. We'll call them "fattoos".

Books and cereal boxes.

Publish pages from new books on the back of cereal boxes. Captive audience!

Am I crazy???

An internet service or television show that either confirms or denies your worst fears. Do I look good in this? Should I get a haircut?

From the producers of 'The Marriage Ref'!

Pantone candles.

I want to *smell" 18-4039.

Push-up pops for dip.

Dip containers are stupid, because you can't reach the bottom. They should make push-up bottoms, like deodorant, so that it comes to you. Carry on.