Car Hoarders

Same exact thing as Hoarders the television show but a spin off called Hoarders: Cars. The show would be dedicated to car hoarders. Not people who have a lot of cars but people who fill their car to the brim with junk.

A New Fruity Cereal

called Fruit-a-doodle-do.

A Hotel

A hotel where every room is a replica of a room from an actual movie. So for example, you could stay in the hotel room from Barton Fink or from the room in 1408. This wouldn't be expensive at all.

Blog:

People you're not sure are attractive. A blog full of people who *might* be attractive (but you can't really tell).

tattoos for change

We draw distorted tattoos on obese people and as they diet and lose weight it becomes less distorted. We'll call them "fattoos".

Books and cereal boxes.

Publish pages from new books on the back of cereal boxes. Captive audience!

Am I crazy???

An internet service or television show that either confirms or denies your worst fears. Do I look good in this? Should I get a haircut?

From the producers of 'The Marriage Ref'!

Pantone candles.

I want to *smell" 18-4039.

Push-up pops for dip.

Dip containers are stupid, because you can't reach the bottom. They should make push-up bottoms, like deodorant, so that it comes to you. Carry on.

CatRoulette.

Get connected to random cats.

Revolutionary cigarette idea!

WHY DON'T THEY PUT A MATCHSTICK HEAD ON THE END OF CIGARETTES SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWIPE YOUR CIGARETTE ACROSS YOUR PACKAGING TO LIGHT IT. NO MORE MATCHSTICKS! THINK OF THE TREES WE'LL SAVE.

Partners.

In artistic endeavors, it's difficult to stay motivated without someone beside you or behind you demanding that you go through with a thing. I'd like to create a site where you can find people in your area who can keep you motivated, under the honor-code condition of you keeping them motivated in their own endeavors. If they want to paint, you keep calling them asking when they're gonna have it finished. They, in turn, make sure you're writin' that script, dog. It can go further. You get the idea.

Vusak.

I'm ever growing into the idea of ambient video replacing ambient music. So again, a prediction slash idea: an ambient video service that plays random video clips to project on walls or to play on screens or whatever. I'm sure we've seen this in some regards, but this would be more the service/company that creates it and perpetuates it.

deodorant idea

Black deodorant for men who wear a lot of black shirts. That way they won't have to throw away their shirts when they get that white crap in their armpits. That crap will be black and hidden.