tattoos for change

We draw distorted tattoos on obese people and as they diet and lose weight it becomes less distorted. We'll call them "fattoos".

Books and cereal boxes.

Publish pages from new books on the back of cereal boxes. Captive audience!

Am I crazy???

An internet service or television show that either confirms or denies your worst fears. Do I look good in this? Should I get a haircut?

From the producers of 'The Marriage Ref'!

Pantone candles.

I want to *smell" 18-4039.

Push-up pops for dip.

Dip containers are stupid, because you can't reach the bottom. They should make push-up bottoms, like deodorant, so that it comes to you. Carry on.

CatRoulette.

Get connected to random cats.

Revolutionary cigarette idea!

WHY DON'T THEY PUT A MATCHSTICK HEAD ON THE END OF CIGARETTES SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWIPE YOUR CIGARETTE ACROSS YOUR PACKAGING TO LIGHT IT. NO MORE MATCHSTICKS! THINK OF THE TREES WE'LL SAVE.

Partners.

In artistic endeavors, it's difficult to stay motivated without someone beside you or behind you demanding that you go through with a thing. I'd like to create a site where you can find people in your area who can keep you motivated, under the honor-code condition of you keeping them motivated in their own endeavors. If they want to paint, you keep calling them asking when they're gonna have it finished. They, in turn, make sure you're writin' that script, dog. It can go further. You get the idea.

Vusak.

I'm ever growing into the idea of ambient video replacing ambient music. So again, a prediction slash idea: an ambient video service that plays random video clips to project on walls or to play on screens or whatever. I'm sure we've seen this in some regards, but this would be more the service/company that creates it and perpetuates it.

deodorant idea

Black deodorant for men who wear a lot of black shirts. That way they won't have to throw away their shirts when they get that white crap in their armpits. That crap will be black and hidden.

The professional wrestler's kama sutra.

An illustrated guide to how popular professional wrestling moves can be applied to penis and vagina. Figure Four. Liontamer. Sharpshooter.

Google Earth Ants.

I'd like to create a small version of Google Earth that takes pictures from the viewpoint of ants. So everything's really big and low to the ground, basically.

Jello shots nightclub bakery.

I want to make a night-time bakery-thing that specializes in jello shots. They can be special and awesome and it's a nice way to start the evening, really. They can have nuts and sprinkles and Lucky Charms and all those things those yogurt shops have and fuck you, cupcake factories, we is taking over.

Addendum!
I found this site that makes crazy things out of jello shots. We will partner! http://myjelloamericans.blogspot.com/

Cheap Halloween costume idea for women.

Dress as the 50-foot tall woman by carrying Hot Wheelz in your hands and wearing a necklace of Barbies around your neck and and and just buy really small versions of things and put them on your persons.