Movie delivery with pizza delivery.

I like pizza *and* movies! Weird! When you order from Dominos/Pizza Hut/Pete's-A-Ria, they should have an assortment of what's hot out there in movie rentals. I'm looking at you, 'The Blind Side.'

I'm just really trying to do things that make sense here, folks. Blockbuster should've called me first.

A number that you can call that will make decisions for you.

In lieu of this service existing, please call me for restaurant considerations, to review bathroom tiling options, or a decision on what's-good-out.

(843) 496-8783.

The Pizza Truck.

Daytime in suburban neighborhoods have the ice cream truck. Night-time in college-folk area should have a pizza truck that rolls around with some nu-metal or perhaps alternative rock to get college-boy to rush from his penis explorations to buy a steaming hot slice of pizza out of a truck.

Co-credit Alex.

Recycle bins underneath the seat.

I've got an assortment of canned drinks, receipts, and McDonald's fry bags in my car. I feel like it would make sense and not be too terribly inconvenient if a trash bin were underneath the passenger seat, pull-out-drawer style. I don't think that would effect anything, really.

Car backseats designed for sleeping.

If you're upright on the side, you're putting your head in a tight corner, one side plastic. If you're in the middle, you drift. If you're laying down, you've got a seatbelt buckle in your abdominal. Let's start making sense here, friends.

A brand rivalry

between Smarties and Dum-Dums.



(Please be warned, I'm about to make a lot of posts for the sake of consolidating some shit. I do apologize.)

the opposite of a lie detector

the truth detector because sometimes that's easier.

searching for a fellow creed lover!

a dating website where you upload a mixed tape representative of yourself and you can choose to go on dates with people based on their music taste. it's a revolution people! a musical revolution.

A fine on lies.

If a congressman/girl/person/thing is caught in a lie, and it can be proven to be a lie (or a misspeak) or if in any way they are found to be spreading anything less than truth with a capital t, they should be fined a certain dollar amount which would make them afraid of that lie or doing it again.

Kinkos ATMs.

You get to Kinkos and it was closed and all y'all wanted to do is print out a bus ticket. Kinko's ATMs! Walk up, hook up your USB/wi-fi/Bluetooth your document and watch it print. Yay!

I suppose there's potential liability in muggers know where people are coming late at night with fancy flashdrives. Oh, well!

Make the internet smaller.

It's pretty hard to search for things, given you have to use a pretty exact combination of words to find that thing you were looking for. I want to make a search engine that makes the internet smaller. I don't want one trillion Google results, I want 9 or 10 high-quality results. So. My proposal is a wikipedia-esque search engine. Curated searches that would eliminate duplicate or useless websites and provide some high-quality shit, bros, you feeling me.

Flash mob millionaire.

First, get a million people to be a part of this idea.

Secondly, find someone.

Third, on a certain day on a certain week, every person who is a member of our troupe (re: a million people) each deposit a dollar in this fucking guy right here's bank account.

And then we film him as he goes to the ATM, et al, and realizes he's been made a millionaire overnight.

It'd be people on the poorer end of things.

Bidding war.

Like how governments have to bid out their whatyoumacallits and ad agencies have to file a proposal to be a client's AOR.

So.

There's a site. A web site.

And you put up what you want to be done. Your lawn mowed, your oil changed, your wife kissed, whatever.

And then other people bid them out. 'I will complete xxx amount of services for $$$ amount of dollar bills.'

And you choose the one that's best for you.

So, say, rather than going to Geico, and Progressive, and that other one, you go to this site, and have them bid for you.

The end.

a blog

and not just any blog! what kind of blog you ask?!

well, i'll tell you. a blog for houses. create a blog for a house, every house, so when you rent or buy a house it comes with a blog when you can post things about the house. it would be a historical log of the house. you'll know all the history and say for example, it's your childhood home you can just go to the blog and see what your old house is up to these days. the blog could also be helpful for potential new owners/renters if they are interested in getting a house with "history".

these blogs would also elimate all those weird drive-bys when you stop in front of a place that you no longer live and talk about how the door isn't red anymore but when you lived there it was red. or maybe not.