An article I read.

Compared chess, and the fact that you were essentially controlling sixteen different characters, to an RPG. And I thought it would be cool if chess was reconfigured to the world of RPGs.

Two mice.

I want a computer game, flash game, whatever, where you hook up two mice to your computer, one for your left and right hand and then you, like, do something with that.

I know, I know -- you have to rub your belly and pat your (virtual) head at the same time.

Wait, wait -- it's a clay molding sculpture software thing.

Listen.

Swiffer, figure it out!

I want some kind of swiffer product that works on the page edges of books. You can't spray anything on the edges of the pages, but the dusting clothes don't really get the dust out either.

I want it to be swiffer just 'cause I like 'em.

Mail-order Obama

$4.99/month! One Obama at a time.

Mail-order books

A netflix for books.

My ears. IT BURNS.

TVs that automatically fix the volume level so that from show to show, commercial to commercial, and channel to channel it stays at the same volume. I know there are regulations on volume and that it's used strategically, but I DON'T CARE. It's frustrating and annoying.

Moving desktop.

It'd be nice if the wallpaper on your computer could move, like maybe a screensaver or video or gif or whatever, and you could still click the links like normal. Kind of how this site looks: http://1stavemachine.com/.

Vocab lessons with film/music

Generally the best way to improve one's vocabulary is to constantly read books. But books aren't the only places for big words. Imagine taking clips from movies and songs that use advanced vocabulary and editing them together into audio/video lessons. That would be neat.

Old songs. New videos.

I would like to see music video directors make videos for older songs, especially songs before the music video era. Or maybe re-interpretations of older music videos.

Surgical mask bra

Duh, gotta be thinking ahead for my next sexy halloween costume.

A clear phone?

I want my phone to combine the camera feature and simultaneously allow me to keep a layer of interface at the same time, so I can look stuff up or text people while walking and still see where I'm going.

Samples database

It's a wiki where people can identify samples in songs. It would be a searchable database as well.

TinyURL.

A downloadable thing from TinyURL that automatically copies all links as TinyURLs.

Song lyrics

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