Neverending booty pop.

Website that shows a big booty girl shaking her butt at you for 24 hours out of every day of the week.

Psychic sex hotline.

Two-for-one!
Yes! Yes! Yes, your friends are out to get you!
You're going deeper... into debt!
Oh my god, that's such a big check you'll be receiving in the mail!

The Copywriter's Compendium.

In the spirit of the below posts! A website where copywriters can go to find the right words for things, containing definitions, thesaurus words, cultural contexts, idioms, and past examples of other headlines and such. Make my life easier!

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The ability to search ffffound.com.

Visual Bookmarking for Reference

A way to bookmark websites you'd like to keep for reference but instead of just links they would have thumbnails so you can instantly remember what site it which. The thumbnails would update depending on updates on the websites. You can categorize your thumbnails by subject if you like. For example, you can have a photographers section, an illustration section, etc.

Please tell me this already exists. It would really help me.