Books and cereal boxes.

Publish pages from new books on the back of cereal boxes. Captive audience!

Am I crazy???

An internet service or television show that either confirms or denies your worst fears. Do I look good in this? Should I get a haircut?

From the producers of 'The Marriage Ref'!

Pantone candles.

I want to *smell" 18-4039.

Push-up pops for dip.

Dip containers are stupid, because you can't reach the bottom. They should make push-up bottoms, like deodorant, so that it comes to you. Carry on.