Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Make the internet smaller.
It's pretty hard to search for things, given you have to use a pretty exact combination of words to find that thing you were looking for. I want to make a search engine that makes the internet smaller. I don't want one trillion Google results, I want 9 or 10 high-quality results. So. My proposal is a wikipedia-esque search engine. Curated searches that would eliminate duplicate or useless websites and provide some high-quality shit, bros, you feeling me.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Flash mob millionaire.
First, get a million people to be a part of this idea.
Secondly, find someone.
Third, on a certain day on a certain week, every person who is a member of our troupe (re: a million people) each deposit a dollar in this fucking guy right here's bank account.
And then we film him as he goes to the ATM, et al, and realizes he's been made a millionaire overnight.
It'd be people on the poorer end of things.
Secondly, find someone.
Third, on a certain day on a certain week, every person who is a member of our troupe (re: a million people) each deposit a dollar in this fucking guy right here's bank account.
And then we film him as he goes to the ATM, et al, and realizes he's been made a millionaire overnight.
It'd be people on the poorer end of things.
Bidding war.
Like how governments have to bid out their whatyoumacallits and ad agencies have to file a proposal to be a client's AOR.
So.
There's a site. A web site.
And you put up what you want to be done. Your lawn mowed, your oil changed, your wife kissed, whatever.
And then other people bid them out. 'I will complete xxx amount of services for $$$ amount of dollar bills.'
And you choose the one that's best for you.
So, say, rather than going to Geico, and Progressive, and that other one, you go to this site, and have them bid for you.
The end.
So.
There's a site. A web site.
And you put up what you want to be done. Your lawn mowed, your oil changed, your wife kissed, whatever.
And then other people bid them out. 'I will complete xxx amount of services for $$$ amount of dollar bills.'
And you choose the one that's best for you.
So, say, rather than going to Geico, and Progressive, and that other one, you go to this site, and have them bid for you.
The end.
Friday, January 1, 2010
a blog
and not just any blog! what kind of blog you ask?!
well, i'll tell you. a blog for houses. create a blog for a house, every house, so when you rent or buy a house it comes with a blog when you can post things about the house. it would be a historical log of the house. you'll know all the history and say for example, it's your childhood home you can just go to the blog and see what your old house is up to these days. the blog could also be helpful for potential new owners/renters if they are interested in getting a house with "history".
these blogs would also elimate all those weird drive-bys when you stop in front of a place that you no longer live and talk about how the door isn't red anymore but when you lived there it was red. or maybe not.
well, i'll tell you. a blog for houses. create a blog for a house, every house, so when you rent or buy a house it comes with a blog when you can post things about the house. it would be a historical log of the house. you'll know all the history and say for example, it's your childhood home you can just go to the blog and see what your old house is up to these days. the blog could also be helpful for potential new owners/renters if they are interested in getting a house with "history".
these blogs would also elimate all those weird drive-bys when you stop in front of a place that you no longer live and talk about how the door isn't red anymore but when you lived there it was red. or maybe not.
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