The worst advertising ever.

Those exit signs on the way home, the ones that show you what gas stations/fast foods/hotels are on the upcoming exit -- they should not wrap them to look like smartphones. They should not look like an iPhone screen. They should not do that.

A supermarket counter

where you can take the things you buy and say 'make it' and they'll make it. Buy the ingredients to beef stroganoff and tell them to make beef stroganoff. They can give you containers to take home to your family. You're a hero!

A newspaper that's fun.

Somewhere between the Onion, the Daily Show, and actual news. A newspaper that covers the news in full facts, but, uh, has fun with it, basically. To wit, and to quote 30 Rock: 'Jack Donaghy Buys NBC, Has Sex With Your Mother.' Not anything as snide as Gawker, but, yeah. A newspaper that cracks jokes, I guess. Listen, somebody thought this was a good idea.