I want to see toys

filmed in tilt shift video. Would they look *more* like toys? I don't know!

Book 'mp3s.'

I think they should send out the first three chapters of books to airlines and have them put it in the same fold as SkyMall and shit. I always figured if you could get through three chapters, you're set, and more, you might simply be compelled to finish it, so they can jump off the plane and buy the rest of the book if'n it suits.

An iPhone app

for the iPhone.

pandora

a button that gives the option to say "i like this song but i don't want to listen to it right now"

a blog

this blog would be city specific. you choose a city, then it tells you what stores in that city are going out of business and ones that are just opening up. this could just be an addition to yelp.

I click so many links.

I would like Twitter to store links that I want to look at later. Like a Twitter to-do list.

I want to write a philosophy textbook

where the narrator gets increasingly confused about his own life and his place on earth. It's entertaining and informative!

I think Weird Al Yankovic

would make a great 'Tonight Show'-styled bandleader. He could showcase his new songs and skits and stuff and be generally hilarious. Keep on thinkin', y'all!

Mapquest weather.

When you map your journey, they should include start time, and it'll map the weather for you as well. So you know when you're driving through the mountains whether or not it'll be foggy or some shit.

Small fingers.

People complain about having thick, unwieldy fingers. They should make gloves that have 'small fingers' at top, so people can accomplish delicate tasks like dialing a phone.

Tree stumps.

I think it would be cool if people carved tree stumps so that they looked like faces buried in the earth, looking upwards.

GetADamnHaircut.com

It's a website with a picture of someone who needs a damn haircut. Every time you reload the page you get a different picture. That is all.

Magnets.

Armies should, like, have a giant magnet that catches all the bullets people shoot at them.

Tagging friends.

You should be able to, like, tag friends on random websites or amazon.com or something. Like if you see something they want, or you want them to get you, or just something you think is funny, you should be able to tag it and they'll get the message on their little Facebook thing-y.