Moving desktop.

It'd be nice if the wallpaper on your computer could move, like maybe a screensaver or video or gif or whatever, and you could still click the links like normal. Kind of how this site looks: http://1stavemachine.com/.

Vocab lessons with film/music

Generally the best way to improve one's vocabulary is to constantly read books. But books aren't the only places for big words. Imagine taking clips from movies and songs that use advanced vocabulary and editing them together into audio/video lessons. That would be neat.

Old songs. New videos.

I would like to see music video directors make videos for older songs, especially songs before the music video era. Or maybe re-interpretations of older music videos.

Surgical mask bra

Duh, gotta be thinking ahead for my next sexy halloween costume.

A clear phone?

I want my phone to combine the camera feature and simultaneously allow me to keep a layer of interface at the same time, so I can look stuff up or text people while walking and still see where I'm going.

Samples database

It's a wiki where people can identify samples in songs. It would be a searchable database as well.

TinyURL.

A downloadable thing from TinyURL that automatically copies all links as TinyURLs.

Song lyrics

Written entirely with YouTube comments.

Hibachi stand-up.

I would pay money to see a Hibachi chef stand-up comic who includes his grill in his act. This is my second Hibachi chef-themed post.

Also, I would like it if there was, like, an option to eat at those restaurants in a separate section where you don't have to put up with another iteration of the show and be able to talk to the person next to you.

Lower denomination bills in ATMs

For when you need to pay for parking and other things that require small bills.

eating utensils

that taste like meals. for when you want just a taste.

also, noisy foods made quieter. this will allow me to eat all the corn nuts i want when i go to the movies without getting punched in the face.

Screening.

Old answering machines let you hear the message as it was being made and, should you so choose, could let you pick up the call as they were still leaving the message. Maybe do this with voicemail? Hear the message as it's being made and 'hello!' as need be.

Notes on website.

It'd be nice if browsers let you make notes for specific websites. If you leave a site, when you come back, the note will be there and give you information that you for some reason wanted to remember. For instance, if you were looking for an apartment on one site and found out it had a 55% rating on another site, or wanted to note how close it was to other things, you could write it on the one page so you could compare it to all the others.

Kasey says.

A clock that squeaks instead of ticks so you'll never hear the mice in your apartment.