Cards that take pictures when you open them.

Like the ones that make sound, you open it and you see the look on your face when you look at this AMAZING CARD.

Co-credit Diana.

a name for a gas station porno

thank you. come again!

An eco water park

Built into the side of a mountain.
Slides could just follow the angle of the mountain.
It would be fun.

Baby Cheesus

A cheese mold shaped like baby jesus, resting in a manger made of crackers and breadsticks.

Live Comedy Radio Station

For when I'm having stand-up/improv comedy withdrawal.

pressure sensitive brake lights

The harder you hit, the brighter they get.

Another Prediction

People are going to start referring to Obama and Biden as 'Joe-bama' and McCain and Palin as 'McPalin.'

Adult Mangers

sleep like a baby jesus.

A drag queen name

Mrs. Hippy - a southern bell with legs from ya-ya to ga-ga.

obscene message in a bottle

Bottles to be strategically placed along the most picturesque beach shores of the world. Messages to be obscene, hateful and/or generally poke fun at the reader for being a sentimental fool.

My Legacy

If I ever get the opportunity to put something into a time capsule for future generations to remember me by, I think I would like to put in something really, really important.

Like my house keys.

waterproof newspapers/magazines

So I can read my celebrity gossip in a hot tub without getting arm cramps.

If only I were 18 again...

I went to a concert last night where I had to get a 21+ stamp on my hand.

Technically speaking, I could have brought in a bag of fake (or real), stamped, hands and demanded that I be served one drink per hand.

I wonder if anyone has tried this before.

IPhone rape whistle application

and a pepper spray application for the next time around.

Kodak Sightseeing Bus

This is an extension of an idea EB and I had way back when we were doing a campaign for Kodak disposable cameras.

The original idea was to take out ad space on the side of a open deck sightseeing bus. The ad would simply say, in giant letters "(tourists)" with an arrow pointing upwards at the passengers riding atop.

My revised idea is to have the whole tour bus be sponsored by Kodak.

The bus ticket would come in the form of a special edition Kodak disposable camera that you would be encouraged to use while riding.

More to come.

Suicide is Painless?

I was walking across the Golden Gate bridge last week when I remembered an article I just read about a proposed suicide prevention net that would be attached beneath the walkways.

The proponents of the idea say the net will cut down on impulse jumpers. The opponents say that if someone wants to die, they'll just climb over the net.

I say replace the net with something that eliminates all possibility of a romanticized, fast and easy death in the first place.

Like a bed of nails (like the ones that prevent pigeons from landing on top of signs), a fire or an alligator/killer shark pit.

Yes, perhaps a twinge sinister.

But I guarantee I'd think twice.

Is there an ad in that?

I heard this afternoon that friends and family of people at a religious retreat in Florida are being healed over cell-phones.

My first idea of the day is for a thesis project:

"How technology is impacting religion/how religion lives in the digital space."

My second idea of the day is for a bumper sticker:

"G.O.D is my H.M.O"

Humiliated into Good Credit

If creditors were wise, they would stop calling and use the internet as their new weapon to get their money back.

People who have really bad credit or have defaulted on loan payments could be put on a special shame list that would appear every time someone tries do a google, facebook or linked-in search for their names.

I really hope they don't do this, because I'd be screwed.

'Take a Hint' Website

I've been e-mailing agencies lately and haven't heard back from a couple in a few days.

This makes me think one of three things:

1. They are really busy

2. They aren't hiring

3. They aren't into my clever email and/or website and are sick of being bothered by junior creatives

I sure would like to know though.

It would be cool if, instead of wasting time and energy trying to craft a thoughtful rejection e-mail, creative directors could simply send me a url link to a site solely crafted for the purpose of telling me to fuck off.

Take That, Sky Mall!

I was on an airplane last week and couldn't help but get really antsy after about 20 minutes of sitting in my tiny seat. After surveying my options (sticky in-flight magazine, sleeping neighbor, looking at the back of my tray table) I ended up eavesdropping on a conversation between a German girl and her mother. I eventually got frustrated because I couldn't understand what they were talking about and ended up passing out on my tray table for the rest of the flight.

In retrospect, it would be fun to have a little in-flight entertainment that built some camaraderie between bored passengers and/or made the harsh realities of flying a little more bearable. For instance, some sort of interactive trivia game or an in-flight chat room.

Or airplane bingo.

An airline, lets say Southwest (cheap, fun, etc.) could pass out Bingo cards at the beginning of the flight, and throughout the flight, passengers could check off/daub special icons on their cards every time:

- the seat belt sign goes on
- a baby cries
- the pilot makes an announcement
- the plane hits a rough patch of turbulence
- A flight attendant says 'overhead compartment' or 'electronic devices'
- other things that happen on a plane that i don't have the energy to think of at the moment

And the free space could be the safety demonstration at the beginning. But you can't check it off unless you watch it (wink).

Whoever gets bingo first will get, I don't know, say, an extra cookie.