An idea for the police.

Hey, police! You should bury subtle siren sounds beneath songs on the radio like in some of those rap songs. That way, you can trick some paranoid bustas that you on they tail when all you doing is playing, dog.

Nerflix.

A service where CGI and AfterEffects experts insert Nerf bullets and Nerf guns over actual bullets and guns. Blood is replaced by green Kool-Aid.

Ben & Jerry's

MLK & Cookies.

Black and white flavors mingling together in my mouth???

Tag line for sex club.

'Don't come early.'

ADVERTISING, MOTHERFUCKERS.

silent slinkys

ones that make no noise when you use them. how magical.

Videochat board games.

When you're chatting with another or two, a little boardgame they can all share in! Yay!

THIS IS REAL LIFE.

Dating sight for single parents.

Playdate.com! Arrange a date with a single mother with a son or daughter of a similar age as yours! Watch as they bond! Or don't watch and fuck. Or something.